Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to take this to your silly daddy. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen.Īfraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into he room and asked him to take this note to your beautiful mommy. John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife’s side of the bed.
If she says, ‘That’s the strangest pair of balls I ever saw.’, you hit her with the shovel.” The doctor replied, “Before the wedding night, you paint one of your testicles red and the other one blue. Paddy asked, “And what do I do with these, doc?” A can of red paint, a can of blue paint… and a shovel.” The doctor said, “Well, you need three things from a do it yourself shop. Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.
